Leave this to rot in the Cabbage Patch

I'm certainly no snob when it comes to hand-made clothes... but this frock... yes you're seeing it right- is a one-sleeved, custom Cabbage Patch dress.  I can't think of any reason why an adult woman would wear this or even design it. This has to be the most bizarre ensemble I've ever seen. Maybe this was a rejected Project Runway outfit? Really, I'm a child at heart; however, that does not mean I dress like one! 

Sew, how do you like me now?

Sewing is a great hobby. My mom tried in vain to get me to learn to sew, which resulted in a pillow shaped in the first letter of my name (and it did win a ribbon at the state fair when I was 8 or 9), and a pair of dolphin sleep shorts (dolphin-patterned I should say- not made out of real dolphin!).

However, I can resist the urge to look like my sewing supplies multiplied and exploded in a festoon of fury over my chest and arms.

That is all.