Just Kickin' It..

Thanks to Brandi Colbert for sending this old ad my way!  Add some kicks to your drab wardrobe.  And.. why is the white guy kicking the black guy? And why does the guy in the front look like he is sizing you up to figure out what marinate to use after he slices and dices your flesh into tender cubes?

They Call Me Mellow Yellow

Found this pair of elastic-waist cream puffs at a local thrift store. There is no excuse for plus-sized, elastic-waist pants as is- but banana yellow?! Who in their right mind wakes up and thinks, "Oh, a pair of yellow pull-on pants would be very flattering for my curvy figure?" That's right- NO ONE. These pants should be shredded into rags for an animal shelter- but they might make the animals trip out.