Another Couch Shirt

What is up with this rockin' Southwestern shirt?  It looks like the upholstery of a couch you'd see in the dumpster outside a Salvation Army. Seriously, who would wear this and think it was a great fashion statement? The only statement it makes is BARF.

Be the Couch

Take a look at this beauty! Too bad the rich detailing of the gold buttons didn't turn up, but don't you just love the retro floral upholstery look? So, if you ever wanted to blend into the furniture, here's your chance.

A Flapper or Pochohantas?

As if one horrible pink dress wasn't enough- here is another one!  I can't decide if it's a flapper dress or a tribute to Pochohantas.  But, if you notice carefully, you'll see a weird stain in an odd place... hmmm.  I know, this dress just screams "ACCESSORIZE ME!" Maybe it was for a female member of the Village People?  Imagine all the ways you could dress up this basic sheath!

Ideas people?!

Walk Softly and Carry a Big Stick

Okay, this picture doesn't do this beauty justice.  It has sequins! flowers, stripes and embroidery on the bodice- as if it has a personality disorder and can't make up its mind.  Oh, and the reason for this title of this post- is the label-the very company that makes this "dress," was named Quiet Whisper or something of that ilk. I KNEW I should have written it down. I bet though, the dress will still be there for me to verify the brand name if I go back.