If you're going to get into an accident...

Wear these pants! Did your mom ever tell you when you left the house to wear clean underwear in case you were in an accident?
Well, if you wear these capri pants of shame, it won't matter if you couldn't get to the porta-potty in time!  Eat all you want at the greasy all-you-can Golden Corral or Chuck-a-Rama, if you can't get to a bathroom in time, nobody will know, or approach you in a restaurant to tell you that you've had a "leak" in back. This grotesque color combination that makes my eyes bleed and my stomach queasy might make me need to buy these pants.

Actually, when I was growing up, we had this old Rainbow vacuum cleaner that you filled up with water and then dumped out all the crud. This color combo and pattern reminds me of those days after vacuuming the house.

Oogly Duds is BACK!

Yes, I was on hiatus as I tried to finish graduate school. I'm done and now the oogly dud hunting has begun once again. Look at this gem I found in Denver, Colorado.  I like clothes, shoes and flowers, but not on the same shirt.  And maybe it's just me, but is anyone else bothered by the floating clothes and hats with no faces or bodies in them? Are these people invisible? Or are these flowers wearing the clothes and footwear ? Check the flower-wearing boot on the collar.