Just Kickin' It..

Thanks to Brandi Colbert for sending this old ad my way!  Add some kicks to your drab wardrobe.  And.. why is the white guy kicking the black guy? And why does the guy in the front look like he is sizing you up to figure out what marinate to use after he slices and dices your flesh into tender cubes?

Come Sail Away

Ever wanted to be in an an east coast regatta, but failed to have the connections or more importantly- a boat?  Or perhaps you've always been fascinated with the idea of reenacting ancient maritime shipping route trips? If so, this shirt will be a fine substitute for those failed dreams.

However, this shirt should just sail away into the rubbish bin outside the local marina.