Just Kickin' It..

Thanks to Brandi Colbert for sending this old ad my way!  Add some kicks to your drab wardrobe.  And.. why is the white guy kicking the black guy? And why does the guy in the front look like he is sizing you up to figure out what marinate to use after he slices and dices your flesh into tender cubes?

Come Sail Away

Ever wanted to be in an an east coast regatta, but failed to have the connections or more importantly- a boat?  Or perhaps you've always been fascinated with the idea of reenacting ancient maritime shipping route trips? If so, this shirt will be a fine substitute for those failed dreams.

However, this shirt should just sail away into the rubbish bin outside the local marina. 

Just Collar Me Angel of the Thrift Store

Here's a special deal, call within the next 10 minutes, and get not one, not two, but three, three collared-dresses for one-low price. Act now, and we'll throw in a free disposal bag for these flashbacks from an uglier time.

Puke Limited

I don't know where the full photo is for this blouse, but I saw the same one! at Savers. This one was at DI.  When I looked at the tag, I thought it said "Puke Limited." Puke is right!

If you're going to get into an accident...

Wear these pants! Did your mom ever tell you when you left the house to wear clean underwear in case you were in an accident?
Well, if you wear these capri pants of shame, it won't matter if you couldn't get to the porta-potty in time!  Eat all you want at the greasy all-you-can Golden Corral or Chuck-a-Rama, if you can't get to a bathroom in time, nobody will know, or approach you in a restaurant to tell you that you've had a "leak" in back. This grotesque color combination that makes my eyes bleed and my stomach queasy might make me need to buy these pants.

Actually, when I was growing up, we had this old Rainbow vacuum cleaner that you filled up with water and then dumped out all the crud. This color combo and pattern reminds me of those days after vacuuming the house.

Oogly Duds is BACK!

Yes, I was on hiatus as I tried to finish graduate school. I'm done and now the oogly dud hunting has begun once again. Look at this gem I found in Denver, Colorado.  I like clothes, shoes and flowers, but not on the same shirt.  And maybe it's just me, but is anyone else bothered by the floating clothes and hats with no faces or bodies in them? Are these people invisible? Or are these flowers wearing the clothes and footwear ? Check the flower-wearing boot on the collar.