Burned Hot Dog Dress

Ever felt the urge to be completely modest and pioneer like but want a modern, avant garde and velour twist?  Then, my friends, this dress is for you.  Like a piece of abstract mod art from the '60s, this dress won't show the scandalous bare neck, wrist or ankles, but still is fashion-forward.

Plus, you can look like a burned hot dog, with artistically swirled ribbons of mustard and ketchup. Perfect for any BBQ in the Siberian winter.

Only one left, so act fast to add this to your regular wardrobe rotation!