Sorry Safari

Okay, it's 4:45 a.m., I can't think of anything clever to say about these pants, except they kind of look like they have some type of very abstract safari pattern to them. Though, if you were on a safari and wore these pants, the animals might just eat you to put themselves out of their misery of having to see you cavort around with your camera and floppy hat.

I don't understand the orange and yellow spaghetti-os with confetti or maybe snake pattern, then there is just one (oh I see the second now) patch of brown background and yellow squiggles.  But perhaps most of all, these might be science pants, with the blocks of black amoebas frolicking around on a yellow background.  What color shirt would even look right with these?  Even worse, I can see some woman wearing this with Crocs- hence the safari theme!