This is a dress of the emergency broadcast system

If this had been an actual emergency, you would have rather gone naked.  This is an actual dress- not a raincoat, though the fabric should be stain-resistant!  It looks like some futuristic lab coat from another planet.  I think if I wore it or anyone actually, they would like like a big, blobby Skittle, maybe one that has been kind of stepped-on.

Actually,  I don't have a Halloween costume, maybe it's still there? I could go as a fashion disaster! I wonder when does Deseret Industries open?  I have to drop my car off at the shop, I wonder if my co-worker who is giving me a ride would make a quick stop?